striders:

every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend

lexinadress:

I love my parents but I still wish I was raised by Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka

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sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

My goal in life is to look really hot but also really scary

unskinny:

I hope Miss Claudette is okay.

starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

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alittlefalloffandom:

"…and Death spoke to them."

the-thorster:

Five Times Chris Evans Succeeded In Left Boob Grabbing And One Time He Didn’t

owlmylove:

vulcunism:

Captain, everybody on this ship is going to die if you do not let me speak to him.

                 (via sweetfleet)

fairestregal:

Interviewer: I’m so excited to meet you! Captain Hook is probably my favorite character, don’t tell anybody. (x)

oh your face is a blessing

A storm passing through the Grand Canyon at sunset; Mwyatt

thebuttfuckingbelievers:

alt-j:

caseyaunthony:

i dont get this picture

obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe

Hillary Clinton

playbunny:

growing attached to people but not wanting to be that clingy friend

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