tenghostdads:

brownglucose:

robregal:

lookatthewords:

star-lawd-star:

fuck

why do ya’ll make these

I was nowhere NEAR ready for that lol

Every Wednesday, from now on

wHY

theterriblechild:

GOD

polyamorouslife:

breelandwalker:

nancyglass:

wannajoke:

The Walking Debt

[screams]

SCARIEST POST THIS YEAR.

The truth is always the scariest

staceythinx:

Pressed flower clear phone cases from Flower Cases on Etsy

ladymalchav:

Chris Evans behind the scenes of Captain America: The First Avenger

tomhazeldine:

Basically all writers

    
tokarev73 : Dear Neil, Why the swearing vocabulary of your heroes in "American Gods" is so poor? It was the only thing, that disappointed me in that book.

neil-gaiman:

I thought the swearing vocabulary of American Gods was fairly rich, while I was writing it.  I remember how much fun it was to write something like

“Fuck you,” said Czernobog. “Fuck you and fuck your mother and fuck the fucking horse you fucking rode in on. You will not even die in battle. No warrior will taste your blood. No one alive will take your life. You will die a soft, poor death. You will die with a kiss on your lips and a lie in your heart.”

…although it’s probably a bit heavy on the fucks for real richness in swearing. 

I’ll try and swear more richly in the next American Gods novel.

crazyress:

heyfunniest:

Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.

this is legitimately the best thing i’ve ever seen

zevransbutt:

me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny

do i like you because i like you or do i like you because you’re conventionally attractive and pay attention to me

tastefullyoffensive:

[pillsplitterx]

meladoodle:

aseaofquotes:

— Anne Sexton

    
Anonymous : for the paste meme- i saw a little kid break dancing next to his car and it was so cute

Fascinating