sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

tagged → #about me

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!

chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!

tagged → #maia
veggielezzyfemmie:

brownglucose:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

How petty

Fuckers.

veggielezzyfemmie:

brownglucose:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

How petty

Fuckers.

tagged → #INCREDIBLE

took me three days to get through a season of “elementary”

im getting rusty

But  I  k n e w  him.

myayylmao:

DESCRIBE A CHARACTER (REALLY BADLY) IN MY ASK AND I WILL GUESS WHO IT IS

pastries-and-turtlenecks:

someone just left the dorm complex and she was wearing a shirt that said “I’m a thespian. my parents think it’s a stage.” and I swear I laughed for three minutes without stopping to breathe

tagged → #babe

finally seeing captain america with the bro

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

Faction Mottos
  • Dauntless: yolo
  • Amity: ily
  • Candor: tbh
  • Erudite: fyi
  • Abnegation: wbu
"1:all fungi are edible.
2: some fungi are only edible once"
— Terry Pratchett (via bableman)

im getting up early to go jogging for the third day in a row tomorrow because im healthy goddamn it

goodnight