shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet
when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn
I have to reboot this today!
The absence of women in history is man made.
DESCRIBE A CHARACTER (REALLY BADLY) IN MY ASK AND I WILL GUESS WHO IT IS
someone just left the dorm complex and she was wearing a shirt that said “I’m a thespian. my parents think it’s a stage.” and I swear I laughed for three minutes without stopping to breathe
420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through